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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98715
Posted by: Tony Maggs
On: 08-03-2012 04:46 AM
Hi, I am the inventor, glad some of you like my product and others got a giggle from it.
In answer to your questions:
You keep it in place by wearing panties.
Inventing it and designing it was a whole heap of fun (I went through over 300 prototypes and had three dozen testers help me find the perfect shape so you do not notice it when you are wearing it, and so it doesn't move around however much you toss and turn: a quick google will through up dozens of articles, many in major mainstream publications, by women who have tried it and were, frankly, surprised to find this to be the case!)
It not only has a snooze function, it has a snorgasm function. That's a gentle power snooze. Thinking that one up was the most fun :).
Any questions or feedback, fire away!
Tony
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98762
Posted by: cbjones
On: 08-03-2012 10:28 PM
My girl doesn't need this. I perfected the technique of waking her up with the limited edition Big Cobra. It's not sold in stores or online. There was only one made, and it comes with a certificate of authenticity.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98776
Posted by: ThisOldMan
On: 08-04-2012 01:27 AM
Just thought of something. If this device actually works, then it doesn't work. I mean if it wakes the user up by giving her an orgasm then what happens after the orgasm? Go back to sleep. So it's actually not working in the sense of getting anyone out of bed. However, if they changed it to give an electric shock instead, it might get the job done better.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98786
Posted by: Amalia
On: 08-04-2012 03:15 AM
---Quote (Originally by ThisOldMan)---
Just thought of something. If this device actually works, then it doesn't work. I mean if it wakes the user up by giving her an orgasm then what happens after the orgasm? Go back to sleep. So it's actually not working in the sense of getting anyone out of bed. However, if they changed it to give an electric shock instead, it might get the job done better.
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LOOOOL!
You're right about the electric shock. I'm pretty sure someone stole the idea from you by now :))
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98802
Posted by: Cthulhu
On: 08-04-2012 05:39 AM
---Quote (Originally by Tony Maggs)---
Hi, I am the inventor, glad some of you like my product and others got a giggle from it.
In answer to your questions:
You keep it in place by wearing panties.
Inventing it and designing it was a whole heap of fun (I went through over 300 prototypes and had three dozen testers help me find the perfect shape so you do not notice it when you are wearing it, and so it doesn't move around however much you toss and turn: a quick google will through up dozens of articles, many in major mainstream publications, by women who have tried it and were, frankly, surprised to find this to be the case!)
It not only has a snooze function, it has a snorgasm function. That's a gentle power snooze. Thinking that one up was the most fun :).
Any questions or feedback, fire away!
Tony
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LoL, welcome. Care to inform us why you wanted to create such a device in the first place?
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98947
Posted by: Amalia
On: 08-05-2012 04:16 AM
@ Cthulhu I think he just loves women THAT much. Could be the next big invention after the wheel.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98968
Posted by: Tony Maggs
On: 08-05-2012 02:44 PM
---Quote (Originally by Cthulhu)---
LoL, welcome. Care to inform us why you wanted to create such a device in the first place?
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I'd like to know who thought that anyone would wake up in a great mood when they're irritated awake by an annoying beep. That seems to me an awful way of waking! Far rather wake up to pleasure myself. Seems a bit perverse not to, really.
(It's no wheel, that's for sure: but what is, Amalia, what is?).
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98971
Posted by: KennyPowers
On: 08-05-2012 06:48 PM
I, for one, am completely for this product. I think it is genius and I wish I would have thought of it. I would be marketing this thing to every bachelorette party on Earth. Wear it while you are getting dressed so you now it's time to go. Wake up from a nap with a nice screaming O. This will truly be an alarm clock that works.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98979
Posted by: Lucky120
On: 08-05-2012 07:27 PM
Oh wow really? I mean I agree that there are people out there that have way too much time on their hands for real. I mean wake up to this? I think I will stick with my husband thank you haha. This seems a little weird and I am sure that they will get something for the men no doubt, because they always do. Everything that comes out ends up having a woman and man version, but I will not be buying this.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post98994
Posted by: sandooch
On: 08-05-2012 11:00 PM
LMAO! I laughed the whole time I was dialing the number to order one of these. :D Just kidding, but what a great idea! Talk about going to work with a smile on your face.
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http://forum.smarthealthshop.com/showthread.php?t=5673#post99001
Posted by: derek
On: 08-06-2012 12:13 AM
More from Tony Maggs on this thread, please!
All the best,
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